so my brother and I have a little game going on where we leave each other postys with insults written on them in random places well this morning while paying for my coffee I found this inside my wallet smh……bastard lol
But we love each other I swear! 😂😂
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
I am a latina
I am do not exist to cook, clean and fuck
I am not a thing that spits out words in spanish when you put coins in me
My anger is legitimate, not another thing for you to be turned on by
I am capable of coming in different sizes and colors, do not assume i am not a latina based on my appearance
Not your Gloria from modern family, not your devious maid, not your spicy señorita
Not “spanish”, not “hispanic”
I am me, a human, so treat me as one
“I’m in love with you,” he said quietly.
"Augustus," I said.
"I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
Jace said, “Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.”
…”At least,” she said, “you don’t have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.”
“Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”